NZME Fires All Remaining Employees Who Are Not Woke

WEST AUCKLAND, NZ — New Zealand Media and Entertainment (NZME) announced the mass dismissal of all employees who are not woke ideologies.

“If you believe in 2 genders, then you can’t work at NZME,” said CEO Michael Boggs.

The purge, as some insiders are calling it, has left the remaining journalists, editors, and support staff jobless, who prefer to follow journalism standards, common sense, and facts.

“If you are not reporting Elon Musk doing a Nazi salute, you don’t qualify working at NZ Herald,” continued Michael Boggs.

At publishing time, NZ Herald has decided to only report their news on TV and focus on legacy consumers of news. “We are quitting X!”