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NZ Herald Reports Conclusive Evidence Of Jew Controlling The Weather

NZ Herald Reports Conclusive Evidence Of Jew Controlling The Weather

Apr 03, 2025
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NZ — As a month’s worth of rain washes over the country, NZ Herald senior reporter, David Fisher, confirmed with conclusive evidence that a particular Jew controls the weather, and in retaliation for the growing antisemitism in New Zealand, she is “raining down on us an atmospheric river.”

“The New Zealand Jewish Council is behind this,” wrote Fisher. “I followed Juliet Moses to a cafe, and watched her with my own eyes, where she pulled out this weather control system, and clicked on the button that said — unleash a river of rain on these Zionist-haters, which is the entire country really.”

The shocking report published this afternoon, was followed with similar reports from Stuff NZ, and RNZ, almost immediately.

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