NPR Fires Democrat Reporters, Hires Full-On Communists To Prove Balance

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After a bruising congressional hearing where NPR was accused of being a taxpayer-funded echo chamber for leftists, the public radio giant has unveiled a bold new plan to silence its critics.

In a stunning pivot, NPR announced it will fire all 87 of its registered Democrat reporters and replace them with full-on, hammer-and-sickle-waving communists, ensuring what CEO Katherine Maher calls “the kind of ideological diversity America deserves.”