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NZ — Fonterra says its meeting with the Finance Minister was constructive following a discussion on how to spread the right amount of Butter on bread.
Nicola Willis alerted Fonterra, as a courtesy, that she was not impressed with how the butter that they produce, was spreading on her toast.
Willis earlier informed the public that the conversation will look into every step of the process from turning milk into butter, and whether she could blame her mother for not teaching her exactly how to spread butter on bread.
Willis declined to comment on the outcome of the meeting, likely taking the notes to the kitchen to test if she can properly spread butter on toast.
At publishing time, it turns out, the price of Butter has gone up because Nicola was spreading way too much butter on each toast.