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NFL Embraces Gender By Selecting First Man-In-Dress Performer For Super Bowl

Sep 30, 2025
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U.S. — The NFL has leaned into the gender revolution, announcing that Puerto Rican sensation Bad Bunny, known for strutting in dazzling dresses and dropping reggaeton bangers, will headline the 2026 Super Bowl halftime show.

League officials called the move a touchdown for inclusivity, promising a performance that’ll swap pigskin for sequins and leave fans questioning everything but their snack choices.

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