New Zealand Trans Brigade Plots Downfall Of White Colonialism Using Butthole Lasers And Pseudo-Vaginas

K ROAD — A highly organised battalion of male-to-female transgender individuals has reportedly emerged in New Zealand, raising eyebrows across the nation with their outspoken disdain for white colonial social structures.

Sources close to the group that is led by Emmy Rakete, claim the brigade has quietly infiltrated some of the country’s most sophisticated and powerful systems.