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New Zealand Prime Minister Replaced By A Can Of Coke

New Zealand Prime Minister Replaced By A Can Of Coke

Jul 15, 2025
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WELLINGTON, NZ – New Zealand’s Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has been replaced by a can of Coke No Sugar.

The switch, announced this morning by National, marks the first time a carbonated beverage has ascended to the highest office in the land.

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