New Zealand Declares “Cunt” Word Of Year: 8 Appropriate Situations To Use The Word
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Once a slur steeped in misogyny, the word “cunt” has been reclaimed as a versatile syllable that fits any occasion. From UFC cages to construction sites, here are 8 situations where “cunt” is downright cool to use:
“Tackle the cunt”: on a rugby field
Tradie banter: “oh you got me a pie?! you good cunt!”
Sunday pub session: you can use the word once every hour
“Mad Cunt”: the highest possible praise one can receive
Your shopify store: slap that word on t-shirts, mugs, and socks!
Fishing trip: when your mate catches a big snapper
Green party releases an alternative budget: “these soviet communist cunts are absolutely mad,”
In Parliament: “madam speaker, Winston is a good cunt!”
At publishing time, the parents of a newly born baby boy were denied by the Department of Internal Affairs, after they applied to name their son “cunt.”