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New York Authorities Confirm Peanut The Squirrel Was Killed For Showing His Voter ID

Nov 05, 2024
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PINE CITY, NY — Following the outcry about the state's Department of Conservation raiding a man's home and euthanizing his pet squirrel, New York authorities have now confirmed that he was killed for insisting on showing his voter ID.

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