New Tesla To Exclusively Run On EDS
AUSTIN, TX — After liberals started burning down Tesla supercharger stations and vandalising Tesla cars, Elon Musk has decided to channel their Elon Derangement Syndrome (EDS) into a new vehicle that runs on this human energy.
The Tesla EDS-300 is ser to be the most efficient model ever produced by Tesla. Running purely on rage from liberals who just hate Elon, with a range of 5000 miles.
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