New Study Finds 9 Out Of 10 Kids Prefer Playing Outside Over Scrolling Benjamin Doyle’s Instagram

AUCKLAND – A new study found that 9 out of 10 kids would rather play outside than scroll through Benjamin Doyle’s Instagram.

Study conducted by the New Zealand Institute of Obvious Conclusions revealed this obvious conclusion. “No surprises here. Kids are not on Instagram, they are outside climbing trees, it is the pedos who enjoy such content,” said Paul Smith from the Institute of Obvious Conclusions.

The survey polled 1,000 kids aged 6 to 12, asking if they’d rather muck about outside or scroll through some weirdo’s Insta.

90% chose nature, with 10-year-old Aroha Te Puni saying, “Hell no! Ben’s that creep my dad warned me about!” The other 10% said they’d rather watch the All Blacks.

At publishing time, Doyle has pivoted outside of Instagram, and was seen playing outside near children in a playground.