New Poll Shows JD Vance As The Preferred President Of Europe

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MUNICH — After delivering his maiden speech in Europe about the destruction of Europe, the initial reaction from Europeans seem to reflect Vance becoming popular in Europe instantly.

JD Vance delivered a speech for the ages, something we saw from presidents like John F. Kennedy, where he inspired Europe to remain Europe.

"Finally.. somebody on Europe soil is here to show us what normal looks like,” said German local Guenther Steiner. "We need to stop ze immigrations. Nien nien nien. And he wants us to have more babies. And he think we should post whatever we like on social media, and we are allowed to burn the Quran."

Polls ran straight after Vance’s speech shows that JD Vance is leading a new populist movement in Europe, and is the preferred President of Europe.

Italians were also excited about their future after hearing JD Vance speak. "MAMMA MIA, JD!, you make me dream, YOU MAKE ME DREAM.. MAMMA MIA! The last time I was this excited was watching Ferrari win a F1 championship. Bellissimo! BELLISSIMO!”

According to polls ran all around Europe, JD was leading as the preferred candidate in Germany, UK, Switzerland, Ukraine, Sweden, and Italy.

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