New Police Training Program To Teach Officers How To Use Work Computers For ‘Work Only Purposes’

WELLINGTON, NZ — In the wake of former Deputy Commissioner McSkimming’s resignation, the New Zealand Police have unveiled a groundbreaking training program to ensure officers use work computers for “work only purposes.”

McSkimming stepped down yesterday, after a criminal investigation revealed alleged illegal pornography on his work device.

“We’re starting with the basics: Step one, how not to Google porn on the job,” said a police spokesperson.

Sources say the training includes role-playing exercises where officers practice saying “no” to temptation, with one scenario featuring a mock email titled “Young Hot Cops Near You.”

At publishing time, officer inquiries at the IT department for “how to clear your browser history,” has skyrocketed.