New Medical School To Exclude The Vaccinated

NZ — Minister of Health Simeon Brown announced the establishment of a new medical school exclusively for unvaccinated individuals, aiming to address the imbalance caused by an excess of woke doctors in the country.

“The primary reason for long healthcare waiting lists is not a shortage of doctors,” said Brown. “By training unvaccinated doctors, we can fix that. Because they possess a superior ability to critically analyse realities. For instance: don’t panic when there is a Pandemic, and direct all resources towards fighting just one virus.”