Netanyahu Edges Out Trump As Nobel Peace Prize Front-Runner
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JERUSALEM – Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has emerged as the front-runner for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize, overtaking U.S. President Donald J. Trump.
The shift comes as Trump’s efforts to broker peace in Ukraine have stalled, while Netanyahu’s bold plan to occupy Gaza is being hailed as genius.
Desperate to reclaim his lead, Trump has scheduled an urgent summit with Russian President Vladimir Putin in Alaska, hoping to close a peace deal in time before the Peace Prize is announced.
The Nobel Committee put out a statement saying, “Alfred Nobel invented the dynamite, and that’s why this Prize is named after him and not Gandhi. Bringing peace by strength is the new trend. If Trump can sort out Zelensky by giving Ukraine to Russia, he might win this. It is a close race at this point.”
At publishing time, Trump just funded Hamas to attack Israel again, to delay the peace process.