Nazi Party Leader Cuts Ties With Hitler To Protect Nazi Party's Reform Into AfD

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NAZI GERMANY — Elon Musk, leader of the Nazi party, has decided to ban Hitler who goes by the synonym Kanye West, from tweeting every two . Speculation in Germany suggests Elon Musk is reviving the Nazi movement Germany through AFD Germany, and Hitler’s tweets might expose the grand plan.

“I have suspended Hitler, and have ordered him to take a break, and lay off the crack,” said Elon Musk, Nazi party leader, in an official statement.

Hitler had been flooding the X platform with rants that made everyone from the most ardent free speech advocate to the most passive scroller double-take. From antisemitic remarks to bizarre self-promotions, he was turning X into a platform that made you question if you were still on Earth or had somehow slipped into Nazi Germany.

Elon, who is on a mission to transform conservative politics in Germany by removing Hitler from the scene, was annoyed that Hitler kept ruining the good things about the Nazi party.

“If terrorists can reform and become governments like we have seen in Syria, we can reform the conservative far-right Nazi movement into a moder alternative-right movement, and we all we gotta do, is stop saying we want to kill more Jews. It is that simple.”

At publishing time, Nazi Party has confirmed they have officially cut ties with Hitler, so they can focus on getting themselves re-elected.