Nation’s Therapists Overwhelmed As Everyone Suddenly Remembers The Year 2020 At The Same Time
Funny Machines don’t lie, unlike this woman!
NZ — Therapists across the nation reported exhaustion after suddenly millions of New Zealanders were reminded of the year 2020 at the same time.
“It was rather a bizarre week,” said Mental Health and Wellbeing Commission CEO Karen Osborne. “Suddenly, a lot of people experienced panic attacks, and the therapists were overbooked with patients being very angry and upset. I wasn’t sure what was at the root of it all. Until I saw the former Prime Minister on a podcast lying non-stop for 3 hours about the year 2020!”
Jacinda Ardern has been hitting every podcast studio abroad to sell the concept of suicidal empathy that destroyed a nation as a good thing.
The Mental Health and Wellbeing Commission has officially put out a statement similar to the famous two-word fax Michael Jordan sent out to announce his return to the Chicago Bulls. The fax was addressed to Jacinda’s husband, reading, ‘stop it.’