Nation Braces For 17 Breakup Songs By Taylor Swift Between Engagement And Wedding

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement has sparked concerns with the nation preparing for 17 breakup anthems before the wedding bells.

Swift’s history of turning heartbreak into hits has fans bracing for a lyrical onslaught if Kelce fumbles, which is predicted to happen 17 times from now until the wedding.

“If they don’t make it to the altar, we’re getting Reputation 2.0,” an analyst quipped.

At publishing time, Swifties and Chiefs fans celebrate, and are excited for many break up songs to drop.