Muslim Grooming Gang Defends Neil Gaiman, Justifying His Actions Since He's A Member

SPONSORED BY HIGH SKILLED CHIMP

LONDON — A muslim grooming gang in the UK has defended Neil Gaiman, claiming he’s a member of the gang, so his actions were justified and protected the Labour Government.

“Neil has been a member for 15 years,” said Ali Muhammad Ali Abdullah Mahmood. “When he joined, he felt guilty of his actions and wasn’t sure if he should rehab or continue. We assured him he could continue, as in our club, it is ok to do so.”

The writer has been accused by multiple women that he had forced himself on them over the years but did it because he was a member of the grooming gangs, and was allowed to do so.

“Yea, that is allowed, if you’re a member of the grooming gangs,” said Safeguarding Minister Jess Phillips.

At publishing time, Gaiman told reporters that he tripped on these by mistake, and did not push himself on them. It was part of his research for a book he was writing.