NETHERWORLD — The creator of Islam expressed his disappointment on Friday, with peace reaching Middle East.
“I created an entire religion so war will go on for centuries,” said a frustrated Muhammad. “Murder and rape only lasted 3 thousand years. That’s really disappointing.”
Muhammad urged his followers in the Middle East to do everything possible to keep peace out of the region.
“My dear followers, keep up the good work down on Earth. Rape, murder, and war must go on. Do not let Christians poison our land with peace,” shouted Muhammad. “Marry your daughters from the age of 13, just like my teachings. Shame on Hamas for making peace with evil Zionists. I call on everyone to come together and start something new, something that will extend the fighting in the Middle East, for many more centuries.”
Muslims around the world took to the streets to celebrate this call, and promised to continue Muhammad’s fight. “Glory to Muhammad. Glory to our martyrs. Let’s do many more October 7s, and 9 Elevens,” shouted a protester on the streets of New York.
At publishing time, Muhammad also expressed his anger at Trump for bringing peace in the Middle East, just to win a Nobel Peace Prize.