Mourners At Jimmy Carter Funeral Confused After Biden Thought He Had Arrived At His Own Funeral
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Mourners at former Jimmy Carter’s funeral were left confused this morning when Biden walked near the coffin, and waiting to be laid into it.
According to eyewitnesses, Biden waved goodbye to everyone, walked towards Jimmy Carter’s coffins thinking it was for him, and he waited to be put-in by the servicemen.
"He just walked up there and waiting to be put-in thinking he has died," said Trump. "And a few of the people guarding the coffin accidentally thought it was for Biden, and started to lift him up until Jill intervened. Sleepy Joe is gone.”
Reports from the Washington Cathedral confirmed the incident and that the misunderstanding was corrected, though Biden is still walking around and asking when will his funeral be ready.
"It was hilarious, in a way, hahaha" said Vivienne, a member of the general public who attended the funeral. "He is so out of it that he thought this was his turn."
At publishing time, Biden got up to speak, and had prepared an eulogy of himself, which he delivered to everyones amusement.