Mitch McConnell Breaks Guinness World Record For Standing Still For 38 Hours
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell shattered the Guinness World Record for standing still after remaining motionless for an astonishing 38 hours straight.
The Kentucky senator, long known for locking up mid-speech like a Windows 95 desktop, decided to lean into his glitchy persona and make history.
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