Michelle Obama Reportedly Denied Entry At Trump’s Inauguration After Identifying As Big Mike

Washington D.C. - During Trump’s presidential inauguration, former First Lady Michelle Obama was reportedly turned away at the gates of the ceremony after she identified herself as "Big Mike."

According to eyewitnesses, the security detail at the event was confused when Michelle, wearing an elegant yet understated pantsuit, leaned in to whisper her new identity into the ear of a Secret Service agent.

"Sorry, Big Mike, but you're not on the guest list," the agent reportedly said, trying to keep a straight face while adjusting his earpiece. "We only have clearance for Michelle Obama."

At publishing time, Trump confirmed that Big Mike was not invited because there are only two genders.