Michael Moore Suggests: Instead Of Deporting Illegal Aliens, Let's Use Them As Shield Against 2032 Asteroid

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Filmmaker Michael Moore has suggested scrapping plans to deport illegal aliens and instead enlisting them as humanity’s first line of defense against an impending asteroid strike in 2032. Moore unveiled his plan Tuesday on Fox News.

“Look, we’ve got millions of hardworking folks crossing the border every year,” Moore said. “Instead of building walls or locking them up in Guantanamo, why not give them a noble purpose? Stick ‘em on the front lines when that big space rock comes calling. It’s the ultimate win-win—America stays safe, and they get to be heroes!”