Megyn Kelly Resumes Using Old Pager After Babylon Bee Deletes Satire
NEW YORK, NY — Conservative commentator Megyn Kelly has resumed using her old pager after The Babylon Bee deleted a satire about it exploding.
“We didn’t realize that Mossad reads our satire,” said Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon. “They do get ideas from our jokes, and the last thing we want is Israel blowing up Megyn.”
Megyn immediately received a message from Bibi Netanyahu after switching on the pager, saying, “How you doin’?”
At publishing time, Israel had requested The Babylon Bee refund the $7,000 paid for publishing the satire.