Media Praises Brave Pedophile For Coming Out As “Minor Attracted Person”

Benjamin Doyle has finally stepped into the spotlight to explain the mysterious motivations behind his eyebrow-raising habit of posting sexual terms next to pictures of children online. In an exclusive interview with David Fisher at NZ Herald, Doyle clarified that he’s not a pedophile buta “minor attracted person,” a distinction he insists makes all the difference.

“I’ve been misunderstood on this,” Doyle said. “I’m not some monster. I’m just a guy who happens to find minors attractive. It’s who I am, and I’m done hiding it.”

Doyle went on to explain that his posts; “when I paired the phrase ‘Bassy Galore’ with a photo of a child I was kissing, I wasn’t being predatory, I was just celebrating my truth.”

Fisher’s article, titled “Unpacking the Stigma: One Man’s Journey to Self-Acceptance,” has already been hailed as a Pulitzer contender for its nuanced take on what lesser minds might call “a crime.”

The Editor of The Good Oil, Cam Slater, reposted the article on X quoting: “Fuck me.. David Fisher does it again!”

At publishing time, Doyle revealed that he will explain himself further during his debut TED Talk on “Minor Attracted Person.”