Media Ask Pete Hegseth Why Stealth Planes That Attacked Iran Did Not Display The Rainbow Flag To Celebrate Pride Month
WASHINGTON, D.C. — B-2 bombers that recently struck Iranian nuclear sites during Pride Month without a single splash of rainbow paint on the planes, left CNN and MSNBC anchors very upset with the Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth.
The military operation, which successfully targeted key facilities, has sparked outrage among progressive media outlets who argue the U.S. missed a golden opportunity to promote Pride Month in the Middle East.
“Are you people insane?!” The defense secretary raged. “Painting B-2s in midnight with rainbow colors is the dumbest thing ever. BECAUSE YOUR ENEMY CAN SEE YOU. These are warplanes, not parade flights. WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE AMERICA FROM A REGIME THAT WANTS TO DESTROY IT. Get a grip of the real situation here!”
CNN reporter Kaitlin Collins responded with a follow-up question; “But Mr. Secretary, isn’t it better to defeat Iran’s nuclear programme with Pride Month?” She was responded with a deadly stare from Pete Hegseth who is getting pretty close to bombing the CNN headquarters.
At publishing time, Trump has approved plans to drop bunker buster bombs on CNN and MSNBC.
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