Matt Gaetz Promises To Uplift The Justice Department Just Like His Eyebrows

U.S. — Trump has confirmed that his appointments will lead to god-like trolling while getting "shit" done, after nominating Congressman Matt Gaetz as Attorney General.

"I will uplift the entire justice system just like my face." said Matt Gaetz.

Gaetz's nomination for the position, seen by even political insiders as a real uplift, with no real shock, including from Gaetz himself - who responded to Trump's announcement without need to express any emotion.

At publishing time, botox specialists indicated that the eyebrows raised by Gaetz are actually not raised by human emotion expressing excitement.