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Maori Install Apple AirTags Into Ancestral Spirits Travelling Into Space, Just Incase Starlink Interferes With Their Connection
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Maori Install Apple AirTags Into Ancestral Spirits Travelling Into Space, Just Incase Starlink Interferes With Their Connection

Feb 10, 2025
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NZ — Māori communities have reportedly begun installing Apple AirTags into their ancestral spirits to ensure they can navigate the heavens undisturbed by Elon Musk's Starlink satellites.

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