Man Solves Depression With CouplaBeers

NEW YORK — CouplaBeers has been officially hailed as the greatest scientific discovery since penicillin.

Dr. Shane Gillis, the inventor of CouplaBeers, appeared in a TV advert prescribing ‘a couple of CouplaBeers for anxiety and depression to his patients.

“It’s simple,” said Dr. Shane Gillis. “We’ve been overcomplicating mental health for decades—SSRIs, CBT, mindfulness apps. Turns out, one cold one of CouplaBeers will fix everything.”

Pharmacies report a 97% drop in Prozac sales, replaced by frantic mobs raiding the beer aisle. “I was on Zoloft for years,” said a local man, cracking open a CouplaBeers. “But after having a CouplaBeers, I realized I just needed to chill with the boys. And enjoy of a CouplaBeers”