Mamdani Says Yellow Cabs In New York Are White

New York City Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani declared that the city’s iconic yellow cabs are, in fact, white.

“Look closer,” Mamdani urged during a press conference at a bustling Midtown intersection. “Under all that flashy yellow paint, they’re just pale vehicles burdened by the whiteness of the people in New York. It’s time we call them what they are—white cabs in denial.”