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Luxon Serves Delicious Word Salad To Muslims On The First Day Of Ramadan
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Luxon Serves Delicious Word Salad To Muslims On The First Day Of Ramadan

Feb 27, 2025
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WELLINGTON, NZ — In a heartfelt gesture to mark the beginning of Ramadan, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has extended his warmest wishes to New Zealand’s Muslim community, delivering a platter of his signature word salads to mosques nationwide.

Luxon, known for his ability to toss together words into a delicious salad, took to X to share his Ramadan word salad special. “To all Muslims in New Zealand and around the world starting Ramadan, here is my special recipe for the most delicious word salad ,” he posted with his Police Minister forcefully sitting next to him as his stooge. “It’s a special moment to come together, to think, to be, to not eat, and then eat a lot, and to do the things that make Ramadan Ramadan.”

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