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Luxon Makes Emergency Phone Call To Kamala Harris For Word Salad Lessons
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Luxon Makes Emergency Phone Call To Kamala Harris For Word Salad Lessons

Feb 26, 2025
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WELLINGTON, NZ – Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has reportedly placed an emergency call to jobless Kamala Harris after a disastrous Newstalk ZB interview where he babbled for three minutes to avoid a simple question about sacking ex-minister Andrew Bayly.

The Tuesday morning trainwreck with host Mike Hosking left experts wondering if Luxon’s media strategy is now just to deliver word salads that no one listens to.

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