NZ — Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has intentionally leaked a second letter, sent to Taylor Swift, in which he pleads to take the reins for planning her wedding to Travis Kelce.
The letter, leaked to The Chimp Chronicles, outlines a draft plan for a wedding in Queenstown, following a honeymoon in Wanaka.
“Taylor, darling, let me handle your entire wedding—I’ll source the best wine, flowers, and PJs.. ask my family.. I always get the best Christmas PJs every year,” read the letter. ”I’ll also throw-in a free Air New Zealand plane, the entire thing, so your guests can travel to New Zealand.”
Luxon confirmed that his best friend is in business with Travis Kelce, and that Taylor Swift had received the letter.
At publishing time, Luxon has leaked his third letter, sent to Taxpayers’ Union, pleading them to not publish another negative poll on National.