Luxon Deemed Fit For Office After Not Doing What He Promised

WELLINGTON, NZ — Mainstream media outlets deemed Prime Minister Christopher Luxon fit for office this week, because he has not delivered all the things he had promised to do.

“We have not delivered what we promised to do, but we are going for growth,” said Christopher Luxon during his State of Nation speech.

Left-leaning journalists and social-media commentators praised Luxon for doing a job to a standard that they are used to. “We know that Iraq had more economic growth than New Zealand in 2024, and created more jobs, but who cares about that? Luxon is going to make sure we don’t pass the Treaty Principles Bill, and meet our climate targets, and keep pleasing the left. I love him!” said Paddy Gower.

Luxon’s approval ratings for his first week in 2025 has plummeted but that is not a worry for him, and the left-leaning woke media. “Do we really want to trust a union running a poll? Do you know funds them? The Atlas Network. These elites want discourse. And we want to save the planet,” continued Paddy.

At publishing time, Luxon is expected to be knighted for his performance by the Crown.