Luxon Attracts Chinese Plastic Billionaire To Invest In New Zealand Towards Developing A Leading Plastic Industry To Then Join The National Party To Be The First Billionaire To Become Prime Minister
WELLINGTON, NZ — New Zealand Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has announced that Chinese billionaire Nick Mowbray is the first investor to invest billions into New Zealand, as part of New Zealand’s "Going for Growth” initiative.
According to sources close to this deal, Nick Mowbray has agreed to pour billions into building New Zealand into a leader in the production and export of plastic. "We're talking plastic from the peaks of the Southern Alps to the depths of the Fiordland," said Luxon at a press conference that was sponsored by the Billionaire, holding a plastic glass of champagne.
World leader of plastic production and export currently is China, a sector worth $43 billion. Plastic products are also back in fashion, with Trump signing an executive order to bring back plastic straws. “Plastic has done incredible things to progress humanity. Giving kids an unlimited access to toys, the development of computers and cell phones, and lifesaving advances in modern medicine,” said Mowbray. “Let’s make plastic great again.”
The grand plan, outlined by Luxon, doesn't stop at just economic growth by attracting a Chinese Billionaire developing a bustling plastic industry in New Zealand. Nick Mowbray will then join the National Party, where he will be shaped, molded, and extruded into the perfect plastic candidate for Prime Minister. "We've got all the tools to make him fit the plastic mold, we did it with John Key. Nick just needs to invest in New Zealand first, prove he can become a billionaire in New Zealand, and then, he’s good to go.”
At publishing time, mass migration from China into New Zealand has started to accelerate, as building a plastic industry will require low-category immigration of migrants who are highly skilled in the production and consumption on plastic.