Luxon Announces Free Trade Deal With India Bringing In Millions Of Indian Immigrants To Do More Indian Things In New Zealand

DELHI — Prime Minister Christopher Luxon announced a surprising free trade deal with India today, giving New Zealand access to millions of immigrants migrating to New Zealand to do more Indian things.

“This is the best deal,” said Luxon. “They don’t need our milk and meat. So the best we can get out of them is more people doing more cultural things since we don’t much of culture ourselves. Things have gotten a bit way too white lately.”

The agreement requires all new arrivals to do more Indian things in New Zealand, such as, organising festivals like Diwali, opening call centres, running restaurants offering the best curry, and dancing on the streets, and playing more cricket.

The deal emerged after months of negotiations, with India rejecting New Zealand’s usual dairy and meat exports. Instead, they accepted to give away millions of their people since they have too many.