Lorde Wrestles With Dirt To Find The Man Within, Ends Up With Memories Of Teenage Tantrums
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AUCKLAND, NZ — In her latest music video for Man of the Year, Lorde takes a swing at discovering her masculinity by thrashing around in a pile of dirt; instead, she ends up remembering all the tantrums she had as a teenager.
“I was hoping there was a man in me,” confessed Lorde. “But the experience has made be realise that I can be a woman, with a lot of anger, and memories of tantrums.”
“The sand was about shedding that regulated femininity, letting my jagged self out. The closest I got to was feeling like a lesbian,” continued Lorde.
Lorde was reportedly spotted at her local beach in Takapuna, eyeing the dunes with renewed determination, and screaming “THERE IS A MAN INSIDE OF ME.. REVEAL YOURSELF.”
At press time, beachgoers have dialled 111, and the cops are on the way!