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Pedophiles Fear That Banning Kids From Social Media Could Stop Them From Sexually Violating Children

May 05, 2025
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WELLINGTON, NZ — Pedophiles expressed concern as the government announced new bill banning kids under 16 from social media. The proposed law has got progressives very upset, fearing it could derail their master plan to recruit children into their sexual cult.

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