Liberals Become Anti-Vaxxers After Elon Musk Buys Pfizer
U.S. — Liberals have abandoned their love affair with vaccines overnight following the news that Elon Musk has purchased pharmaceutical giant Pfizer.
The deal, finalised late Friday, has sent shockwaves through liberal enclaves from Portland to Brooklyn, where vaccine skeptics are suddenly popping up faster than Tesla arsonists.
“Now that Elon has bought Pfizer, I hate vaccines. Hate them,” said a liberal planning to burn down a Tesla.
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