Lesbian Delta Smelt Fish With Green Hair Says Conservatives Blaming Them For Wildfires Are Misogynist

SACRAMENTO, CA — With conservatives blaming California wildfires on the delta smelt fish community, one lesbian delta smelt fish has called this as misogynistic.

Lizzo, the fish with green hair, expressed concern over Elon Musk and his followers for blaming them, when it was actually Governor Newsom who allowed millions of gallons of rainwater so they can have more room to swim, as opposed to collecting water to put fires out.

“Everyone is saying that we have gotten fat, and we needed the extra water, but that is just misinformation that misogynist Elon is spreading all over X,” said Lizzo the fish with green hair. “I’m not gonna lie, we have really enjoyed the extra water as it gives us room to play, build homes, and a little town. I also recently opened a hair salon.”

According to the Lesbian Association of Delta Smelt Fish, the water must be protected for the fish. “We send our condolences to humans for the loss of life and homes, but this is our water, and we are not sharing.”

At publishing time, Lizzo has setup a water donation page for any fish community who has excess water, to help contain the wildfires.