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Legendary Golfer Happy Gilmore Wins Masters

Apr 13, 2025
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AUGUSTA, GA — Happy Gilmore, the hockey-player-turned-golfing-sensation, has claimed victory at the 89th Masters Tournament.

Known for his unorthodox 400-yard slapshot swing, Gilmore outplayed the world’s elite golfers to win the green jacket. Fans roared as he sank a 30-foot putt on the 18th.

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