Lefty Stands In Midst Of Storm In Wellington, Signaling Heavy Winds To Go Destroy A Conservative City Instead

WELLINGTON, NZ — As storms with heavy winds approach the Wellington shores, brave lefty Andrew Little, stood in the middle of the storm in order to signal the gusty winds to go destroy a conservative city instead.

“Go destroy New Plymouth, it is nearby, and a shit hole really.. old people working at an irrelevant bank, and the council is pretty shit too.. just a bunch of losers.”

Progressive organisations sent humanitarian workers including Shaneel Lal and Tamatha Paul to flash at the storm and scare it away. “Not here.. we are fancy and cool, and a bit gay,” shouted Shaneel.

At publishing time, the storm in Wellington just messaged other storms to confirm that this is exact the city we need to be hitting. 100 more storms are now on their way, to Wellington!