Leftist Pirates Attack SpaceX Dragon Bringing Stranded Astronauts Home
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL — A fleet of leftist pirates launched a full-scale assault on a SpaceX Dragon capsule as it splashed down in the Gulf of America yesterday, carrying two astronauts safely home after months stranded in orbit.
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