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Liberal Employees Summoned To Watching Charlie Kirk's Memorial Service

Sep 21, 2025
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U.S. — In a sweeping corporate crackdown, companies across the United States have summoned leftist radical employees to mandatory viewings of Charlie Kirk's funeral service, following reports of some staff celebrating his recent murder.

Kirk, the 31-year-old founder of Turning Point USA, was fatally shot during a speaking event at Utah Valley University in Orem, Utah. Corporate leaders have ordered the mandate as a punitive measure to educate workers on respecting diverse viewpoints and rejecting violence.

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