U.S. — President Donald Trump has been labeled a fascist by liberal cancer patients across the nation after he announced a groundbreaking cure for cancer.
A simple one-dose vaccine developed by RFK Jr. MAHA movement, has been met with fierce resistance from progressive groups, who claim the cure infringes on their bodily autonomy and right to die from the disease.
This trends follows pregnant liberals who started consuming Tylenol just because Trump said it causes autism.
Liberal cancer patients, many of whom have spent years advocating for curing cancer, are refusing the vaccine and demanding the right to keep their cancer.
“Trump’s cure is white supremacy,” shouted a cancer patient with a megaphone. “This so-called cure is just another way for Trump to impose his fascist agenda. I’d rather die than let him claim victory over my body.”
At publishing time, reports indicated that many liberals are injecting cancer in their bodies just to protest against Trump.