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Karoline Levitt's New Bestseller: Talking To Legacy Media About The Economy

Mar 11, 2025
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Fresh off her fiery White House press briefing, Karoline Leavitt has announced her debut book: Talking to Legacy Media About the Economy, a 300-page masterpiece that promises to rewrite the rules of finance with the same gusto she used to dunk on the Associated Press.

In this soon-to-be bestseller, Leavitt channels President Trump’s economic genius, proving that tariffs are the secret sauce to American wealth.

Here are the main economic principles from Karoline upcoming bestseller;

  • Wages soar like crazy: A 25% tariff on Canadian lumber? That’s a straight line to six-figure salaries for every American

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