Kanye Willingly Converts To Judaism

NEW YORK, NY — Kanye West met with a prominent Rabbi to officially and willingly convert into Judaism.

“No one made me do this,” said Kanye. “I’m doing it on my will. This is the best religion and I’m very happy to leave Jesus behind.”

West said that this is the best redemption for his antisemitism tirades, but his supporters argue that he was simply telling the truth.

“He was simply being honest, and criticising the people in the music industry,” said Tucker Carlson. “If you want equal love, you must have equal hate. You can’t just be cancelled for hating just this one race.”

Nick Fuentes suspects that Kanye was coerced into Judaism, as Jews so an opportunity to pray on his state of mind. “I love Kanye, and I think this is an evil spell,” which Candace Owens agreed.

At publishing time, Kanye has announced new album Jews Forgive Hitler out on the next Jewish holiday.