Kamala Harris Prepares Coup For Biden's Final Week As President
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the inauguration of President-elect Donald Trump set for next Monday, deep state administrators revealed that Kamala Harris is initiating a coup for Biden’s last week as president.
“This is her final chance to become President,” said an FBI agent. “There is no way she will ever be elected for anything, and the only way to the top is by placing herself there. And she is the best at that game.”
After being in Biden’s shadow for four years, Kamala was able to bring down Joe as the nominee for the presidential elections in 2024, and now, as the last week of Biden’s presidency kicks off, she is going for it.
“The first female, and the first black president,” said Barack Obama, according to lip readers, when talking to President-elect Donald Trump during dinner at Mar-a-Lago.
"Not becoming President, and then being forgotten is something she just can’t accept, it is not in her nature,” said Willie Brown. "It's just what she has been about all along. She is will do anything to get what she wants."
A trusted source within the Biden administration said Kamala has been acting all shady and asking weird questions about Biden’s nap times. "She seems to have found a new lease of life," the source said. "She's got a plan it seems and she is making her moves, if it happens, then it will be when Biden is taking a nap, and she hopes that when he wakes up, he won’t remember that he was President.”
At publishing time, White House has revealed that if she was to takeover the Presidency via a coup, she can declare martial law, which automatically cancels President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration, leaving her as President for the foreseeable future.