Kamala Harris Becomes First Woman To Certify Her Own Election Loss

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Kamala Harris made history again after certifying her own loss to President Trump in the 2024 presidential elections.

“I hereby certify myself, the first woman, to have lost an election,” said Kamala Harris. “Normally we women end up back in the kitchen at McDonalds, but I’m grateful to be here on stage, to certify my loss.”

This certification now confirms, on January 6th, that President Donald J. Trump becomes the President of the United States of America. “He beat another women to become President. That’s historic too,” said Kamala

At publishing time, Kamala Harris is reported to open a deportation hub in Mexico where she will manage the deported illegal immigrants she let into the United States the last four years.